Zoo Jokes

Zoo Jokes...

A Father And His Small Son
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the ... more

A Kangaroo Kept Getting Out
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could ... more

A Man Went To Work For A Zoo
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the ... more

A Scotsman Paying His First
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' ... more

An Enterprising Mayor Of The
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of ... more

Come On Fred I Ll Take
Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come ... more

Father And Son Standing Outside
Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father ... more

Fred Did I Ever Tell You
FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce ... more

Fred S Class Was Taken To
Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you ... more

Fred Was Definitely More Than
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had ... more

Little Jordan Wanted To Go
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, ... more

My Wife Asked Me To Take Her
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want ... more

One Day The Zookeeper Noticed
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- ... more

Sauer And Tolbert Went To
Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with ... more

Some Vampires Went To See
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. ... more

Starting His New Job At The
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head ... more

The Crist Family Worked
The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck ... more

The Manager Of A Large City
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. ... more

There Was This Truck Driver
There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. ... more

Two Young Nuns Having Just
Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City ... more

What Did The Hollywood Producer
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused ... more

What Did The Zoo Keeper Say
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill ... more

What S The Difference Between
What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern ... more

Why Did The Irishman Buy Two
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to ... more

You Don T See Many Reindeer
You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can't afford the admission. ... more

Zoo Keeper I Ve Lost One
Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you ... more

Zoo Visitor What S The New
Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't ... more