Your Mamma so fat that when she sat on a dollar she made change!
Yo Mommas so fat her blood type is gravy.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
YO MAMMA SO STUPID,THE NEWS SAID IT
WAS GOING TO BE CHILLY OUT,SHE RAN AND GOT A BOWL,AND A SPOON
Yo mama is so Gasey she went to the Grand Canyon and farted, and now it’s not so Grand any more.
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!
Your moma’s so fat that when I had sex with her I burned my ass on the light bulb.
ur mamma is so nasty that she made speed stick slow down
your mamas so fat people visit her ass in a spaceship
ur momma is so fat when she wore a black swim suit in the ocean the oil men thought it was a oil spill