YO mama is sooo white that when she puts on make-up she looks dirty!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo mama so poor that when I walked in her front door, I fell out the back door.
ur mamma is so nasty that she made speed stick slow down
ur momma is so fat when she wore a black swim suit in the ocean the oil men thought it was a oil spill
Yo mamas pussy is so hairy she spread her legs and said come on kids lets go to bush gardens.
Brittany Spears is a lesbionic whore.
Yo Mama so dumb, she fell over the cordless phone!
Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put the M’n’Ms in alphabetical order!
Yo Mama so fat, her belly button’s got an echoe!
Yo Mama so fat, her belt size is ‘equator’!
Yo mama so fat, I kicked her at the rugby post, and I lost site of ’em!
Yo mama so fat, I looked at her and my face got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon, and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, compared to her ass crack, the Grand Canyon is a ditch!
Yo mama so fat, whenever she bends over we loose an hour of sunlight!
Yo mama so fat, to get a belt on, she has to use a boomerang!
Yo mama so poor, she wrestles squirrels for peanuts!
Yo mama so poor, her house is so dusty, the dustmites ride around on dune buggy’s!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow,whenever she smiles, the traffic slows down!
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You tell it.
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Yo Mommas so fat her blood type is gravy.
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!