12 AM | 22 Jan

Your momma’s soo fat

– Your mama’s soo fat she plays pool with the planets. – Your mama’s soo fat she wore a yellow rain coat and peolpe started to cal aot taxi. – your mama’s so fat she put on a red sweater and people started to yell out wats up kollaid? – Your mama’s so fat she went to a resterant looked at the menu and said that will be good. – Your momma’s soo fat she went to the circus to go clothes shopping.

12 AM | 26 Jan

Yo Mama So Dumb,Fat And Poor!!!

Yo Mama so dumb, she fell over the cordless phone!

Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put the M’n’Ms in alphabetical order!

Yo Mama so fat, her belly button’s got an echoe!

Yo Mama so fat, her belt size is ‘equator’!

Yo mama so fat, I kicked her at the rugby post, and I lost site of ’em!

Yo mama so fat, I looked at her and my face got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon, and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, compared to her ass crack, the Grand Canyon is a ditch!

Yo mama so fat, whenever she bends over we loose an hour of sunlight!

Yo mama so fat, to get a belt on, she has to use a boomerang!

Yo mama so poor, she wrestles squirrels for peanuts!

Yo mama so poor, her house is so dusty, the dustmites ride around on dune buggy’s!

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow,whenever she smiles, the traffic slows down!