Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes...

Ur Mama Is Sooo Fat She
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out. ... more

Ur Moma Is So Hairy That
UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS. ... more

Yo Mama Aint Got No Ears
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story! ... more

Yo Mama Cross Eyed And Watches
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. ... more

Yo Mama Feet Are So Big Her
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! ... more

Yo Mama Hair So Short When
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. ... more

Yo Mama Has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her ... more

Yo Mama Head So Big It Shows
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. ... more

Yo Mama Head So Big She Has
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. ... more

Yo Mama Head So Small She
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. ... more

Yo Mama Head So Small That
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. ... more

Yo Mama House So Small That
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside ... more

Yo Mama House So Small You
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. ... more

Yo Mama In A Wheelchair And
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." ... more

Yo Mama In An Elevator
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. ... more

Yo Mama Is Missing A Finger
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine. ... more

Yo Mama Is So Bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on ... more

Yo Mama Is So Dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark ... more

Yo Mama Is So Dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat Driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat Lost
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat Neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs. ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat Restaurant
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat She Can
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat She Had
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz) ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat Shovel
Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat That
Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat That She
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin ... more

Yo Mama Is So Fat That When
Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she ... more