Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
A frog went to get a loan at a bank.The loan officer’s name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colateral.He showed her something that, to her, looked like a marbel and said “this is what I have for colateral”.She took it to the bank president and said “there’s a frog out there who wants a loan, and this is what he has for colateral (showing him the marbel)”.She said “do you know what this is, and should I give him the loan”? The bank president said “why, that’s a nic nac, Patty Stack; give that frog a loan”.
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?
Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!
What do you call a demand from a vegitable?
what do u call a bucket thats color is red?
a red bucket.
what do u call a bucket thats color is green?
a red bucket painted green.