Women Jokes

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10 Things Men Know
10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: ... more

3 Women Went Out Drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the ... more

8 Things Women Won T Say
8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other ... more

A Few Women Were Discussing
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting ... more

A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked ... more

A Fresh Faced Lad On The
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why ... more

A Group Of Girlfriends Is
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a ... more

A Man Inserted An Advertisement
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ... more

A Man Was Walking Along A
A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked ... more

A Man Was Walking On The Beach
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in ... more

A Milk Bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons ... more

A Woman Is A Person Who If
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," ... more

A Womans Schedule
A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. ... more

A Young Man Called His Mother
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met ... more

An English Professor Wrote
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on ... more

Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot ... more

At A Family Gathering Husband
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always ... more

Atm Procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where ... more

Beer And Estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female ... more

Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get ... more

Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone ... more

Brother What Kind Of Sharks
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks. ... more

Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp ... more

Dishwasher Breaks Down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt! ... more

Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex ... more

Element Woman
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but ... more

Excuses For Refusing Dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair ... more

Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine ... more

Favorite Fantasy
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome ... more

Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed ... more