Weather Jokes

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A City Boy Was On His First
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a ... more

A Man Was Driving A Black
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not ... more

A Postcard Home The Weather
A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful. ... more

A Tornado Walks Into A Bar
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why ... more

A Weather Intern Walks Into
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the ... more

During The Month Of June
During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot ... more

First Cave Man To 2nd Cave
First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such ... more

Gosh It S Raining Cats And
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. ... more

How Can You Tell If A Tornado
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically ... more

How Did The Hail Stone Describe
How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups ... more

How Did The Rainbow Know Is
How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day ... more

How Did You Find The Weather
How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and ... more

How Do Hurricanes See With
How do hurricanes see? -With one eye ... more

How Do Rain Drops Marry They
How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce ... more

How Do Sheep Keep Warm In
How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating ! ... more

How Does A Male Lightning
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning ... more

How Easy Is It For Wind
How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze ... more

How Is A Hailstone Like An
How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers ... more

How Is Snow White Pretty
How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs ... more

How To Predict Weather In
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to ... more

I Really Don T Understand
I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid ... more

If A Band Plays Music In A
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by ... more

If A Farmer Raises Wheat In
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An ... more

If Six Children And Two Dogs
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them ... more

If You Are Standing In The
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock ... more

It Only Rains Twice A Year
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through ... more

It Was So Hot Today I Saw
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with ... more

Jill How Did You Find The
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside ... more

Nate Hey What S The Weather
Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know. I'll ... more

Ole And Lena Were Sitting
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening ... more