Waiter Jokes

Waiter Jokes...

A Waiter Brings The Customer
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the ... more

And How Did You Find Your
And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this ... more

Customer Can You Make A Pig
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming. ... more

Customer Do You Have Bacon
Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our ... more

Customer How Come The Board
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: ... more

Customer How Do You Make
CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube. ... more

Customer How Long Must I
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, ... more

Customer I Didn T Order
Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse. ... more

Customer I Thought The Meals
Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to ... more

Customer That Crust On The
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't ... more

Customer There S Something
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a ... more

Customer This Fish Isn T
Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: ... more

Customer Waiter I Can T
Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right ... more

Customer Waiter I Found
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! ... more

Customer Waiter Look At
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: ... more

Customer Waiter There S
Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come ... more

Customer Waiter This Food
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat ... more

Customer Waiter This Soup
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir. ... more

Customer What Is This Fly
Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning ... more

Customer Why Does Your Sign
Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't ... more

Customer Why Doesn T This
Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because ... more

Customer Why Doesn T Your
Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make ... more

Customer Why Don T You Eat
Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, ... more

Customer Why Don T You Have
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to ... more

Customer Why Is This Sandwich
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to ... more

Diner Could I Have A Glass
Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want ... more

Diner May I Please Have A
Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: ... more

Diner Waiter Please Close
Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: ... more

Diner Waitress The Portions
Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical ... more

Diner Watch Out Your Thumbs
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not ... more