Various Animal Jokes

Various Animal Jokes...

A Boy At A Cinema Notices
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are ... more

A Family Of Tortoises Went
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and ... more

A Fish Walks Into A Bar The
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish ... more

A Hungry Lion Was Roaming
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He ... more

A Lady Was Walking Down The
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch ... more

A Lion Was Getting Rather
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its ... more

A Man Moved To A Mountain
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day ... more

A Man Takes His Hamster To
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature ... more

A Skunk Family Had Two Little
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little ... more

A Snail Starts A Slow Climb
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by ... more

A Vampire Bat Came Flapping
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh ... more

An Old Lady Was Considering
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all ... more

Are Shellfish Warm No They Re
Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy! ... more

Deep Within A Forest A Little
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of ... more

Did You Hear About The Argumentative
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink! ... more

Did You Hear About The Boy
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats ... more

Did You Hear About The New
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an ... more

Did You Hear About The Skunk
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent! ... more

Did You Hear About The Whale
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber ... more

Did You Hear The Joke About
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks! ... more

Does A Dolphin Ever Do Something
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on ... more

Exasperated Dragon On The
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights ... more

First Caribou What Kind Of
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra. ... more

First Caribou Which Bug Does
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: ... more

First Kangaroo How Do You
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second ... more

First Kangaroo If You Were
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, ... more

First Kangaroo What Do You
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed ... more

How Are Skunks Able To Avoid
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents! ... more

How Are Tigers Like Sergeants
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes ! ... more

How Can You Tell A Rabbit
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant! ... more