Vampire Jokes

Vampire Jokes...

Did You Hear About The Doctor
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit ... more

Did You Hear About The Vampire
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table! ... more

Did You Know That Dracula
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a ... more

Do You Know How To Catch A
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ... more

Doctor Doctor I Think I Ve
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass ... more

How Do Vampires Keep Their
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs. ... more

How Do You Join A Vampire
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group. ... more

How Does A Vampire Clean His
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner. ... more

How Does A Vampire Enter His
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap. ... more

How Does A Vampire Get Through
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and ... more

How Does Dracula Like To Have
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces. ... more

Mummy Vampire Jimmy Hurry
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots. ... more

One Vampire To The Other
One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little ... more

Two Men Were Having A Drink
Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire ... more

What Did The Vampire Do To
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers ... more

What Do Vampire Footballers
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges. ... more

What Do Vampires Cross The
What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels. ... more

What Do Vampires Have At Eleven
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break. ... more

What Do Vampires Make Sandwiches
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead. ... more

What Do You Call A Vampire
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula. ... more

What Do You Get If You Cross
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor. ... more

What Do You Think Of Dracula
What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic! ... more

What Does A Vampire Stand
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat. ... more

What Does A Vampire Take For
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup! ... more

What Does Dracula Say To His
What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you. ... more

What Does Dracula Say When
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that! ... more

What Does Mrs Dracula Say
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? ... more

What Happened To The Two Mad
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty. ... more

What Happened When A Doctor
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his ... more

What Is A Vampire S Favorite
What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton. ... more