Telephone Jokes

Telephone Jokes...

A Man And A Couple Of His
A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the ... more

A Psychiatrist Was Testing
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear ... more

After My Wife And Her Former
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated ... more

At Three O Clock One Morning
At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep ... more

Doctor Doctor I Keep Thinking
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep ... more

Harry Was Madly In Love With
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to ... more

Hello Police Please Send
Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! ... more

How Can You Tell If A Bee
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal. ... more

How Can You Tell If Someone
How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? ... more

How Did The Telephones Get
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony ! ... more

How Do Iranians Speak On The
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person). ... more

How Do Like Really Laid Back
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow. ... more

How Do Scaredy Cats Answer
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow? ... more

How Does A Baboon Make Phone
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line! ... more

How Does A Baritone Make Phone
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance! ... more

How Does A Cheerleader Answer
How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O! ... more

How Does A Door Chime Answer
How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella? ... more

How Does A Football Player
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone. ... more

How Does A Lobster Answer
How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello? ... more

How Does A Skeleton Call Her
How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone. ... more

How Does Ebenezer Scrooge
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect! ... more

How Is A Telephone Like A
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings! ... more

How That We Are Engaged I
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your ... more

If You Cross A Telephone And
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy ... more

Moody Was Awakened By The
Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, ... more

Mother Why Was The Phone
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put ... more

Party Host Hello Phone
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first ... more

The New Office Boy Came Into
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted ... more

The Phone In Rigby S Georgia
The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, ... more

What Animals Talk On The Telephone
What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks! ... more