School Jokes

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A College Business Professor
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students ... more

A History Joke Teacher When
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why ... more

A Linguistics Professor Was
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," ... more

A Little Girl Came Home From
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today ... more

A Modest Essay
A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO ... more

A Mom And Dad Were Worried
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the ... more

A Professor Was Giving A
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all ... more

A School Teacher Injured His
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the ... more

A Student Called Up His Mom
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for ... more

A Student Comes To A Young
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the ... more

A Teacher Was Giving A Lesson
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make ... more

A Teacher Was Having Trouble
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she ... more

Academy Of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 ... more

Ann The Teacher Shouted
'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out ... more

Are You In The Top Half
Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make ... more

Art Teacher The Picture Of
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: ... more

Be Sure That You Go Straight
Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round ... more

Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion ... more

Caspar I Was The Teacher S
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: ... more

College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some ... more

Dad Can You Help Me Find
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't ... more

Dad Can You Write In The
"Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your ... more

Did They Play Tennis In Ancient
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served ... more

Did You Hear About The Cross
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils! ... more

Did You Hear What Happened
Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? ... more

Father How Do You Like
Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is ... more

Father How Were The Exam
Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so ... more

Father I Hear You Skipped
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and ... more

Father Well Son How Are
Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: ... more