Police Jokes

Police Jokes...

The Woman Is On Fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though ... more

There Was An Inebriated Driver
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop ... more

This Guy Walked Into A Little
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all ... more

This Hillbilly Is Traveling
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him ... more

Time For The Wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," ... more

Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the ... more

Traffic Was Backed Up For
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they ... more

Trust A Fellow Officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial ... more

Try To Catch The Rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying ... more

Try To Explain Yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune ... more

Try To Spell That Name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. ... more

Two Alabama State Troopers
Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. ... more

Two Guys Were Walking Along
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police ... more

Two Rangers Stopped A Guy
Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, ... more

Two Robbers Were Robbing
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The ... more

Undercover Detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover ... more

Veronica Was Practicing
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding ... more

Very Stupid Robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The ... more

Visiting Kindergarten
|Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. ... more

Warning All Shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped ... more

Warning To Shoplifters Anyone
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, ... more

Watching For Suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if ... more

What Did The Police Officer
What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest. ... more

What Is The Future
|My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently ... more

What Nickname Did The Police
What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? ... more

When I Saw You Driving Down
"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're ... more

When Mike Got Arrested They
When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against ... more

While Driving Down The Road
While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a ... more

While The Pope Was Visiting
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he ... more

Why Do Iraqi Police Officers
Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, ... more