Police Jokes

Police Jokes...

Should Have Glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here ... more

Sitting On The Side Of The
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State ... more

Some Police Quotes
|"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear ... more

Some Stupid Truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass ... more

Steal From This Family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. ... more

Stealing From A Store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province ... more

Stop The Drunk Driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to ... more

Stopping The Hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You ... more

Strange Name For Cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside ... more

Stuck Under A Bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low ... more

Stupid Blonde Driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could ... more

Stupid Drunk Blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen ... more

Swerve To Avoid A Box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck ... more

Telephone Accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck ... more

Tell What Happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck ... more

Testing A New Recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What ... more

Thankful He S Drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and ... more

The Animal S Warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The ... more

The Boston Taxi Driver Backed
The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds ... more

The Cop Got Out Of His Car
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled ... more

The Drunken Wino Was Stumbling
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and ... more

The Highly Skilled Fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For ... more

The Local Sheriff Was Looking
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly ... more

The Los Angeles Police Department
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying ... more

The Man Was In No Shape To
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked ... more

The New Cia Agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They ... more

The Police Are Looking For
The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two? ... more

The Policeman Arrived At The
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck ... more

The Reason For Running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases ... more

The Sheriff Of A Small Town
The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night ... more