Police Jokes

Police Jokes...

One Evening This Columbia
One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving ... more

Outrageous Lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: ... more

Part Of The Service
|Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: ... more

Partner Takes Vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn ... more

Pictures From Police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A ... more

Please Describe Him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The ... more

Polceman I M Afraid That
Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: ... more

Police Are In A Chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. ... more

Police Chief Hates You
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.9. ... more

Police Chief Why Are You
Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm ... more

Police Chief Why Did You
Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered ... more

Police Chief Why Do You
Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: ... more

Police Officer And What Do
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? ... more

Police Officer S Foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate ... more

Policeman Now Sir How Did
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, ... more

Policemen In Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven ... more

Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals ... more

Prison Vs Full Time Job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time ... more

Problem With A Dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog ... more

Purchasing The Brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the ... more

Q What Problems Would You
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: ... more

Q Why Would It Be Difficult
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough ... more

Reading The Scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service ... more

Recently A Distraught Wife
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her ... more

Red Fire Fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There ... more

Request Before Death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you ... more

Rob The Supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police ... more

Robber Met Animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed ... more

Rookie Is On The Job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced ... more

Santa Claus One Smart
- Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when ... more