Police Jokes

Police Jokes...

Holmes Investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a ... more

How Can You Tell If You Are
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing ... more

How Many Cops Does It Take
How many cops does it take to change light bulb? Just one, but he is never ... more

How Many La Cops Does It Take
How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five ... more

How To Charge Them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police ... more

I Have Lost My Father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, ... more

I M Going To A Lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked ... more

I Went To The Store The
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, ... more

Identify The Problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, ... more

Inspecting The Truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After ... more

John Was Driving When A Policeman
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window ... more

Judge Has Some Fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day ... more

Juggler Driving To His Next
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What ... more

K9 Is For Assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and ... more

Knitting And Driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside ... more

Lady Standing In The Middle
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how ... more

Late One Friday Night The
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically ... more

Lawyers Are Greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the ... more

Lawyers Get Robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several ... more

Little Tommy S Kindergarten
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police ... more

Looking Into Their Eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. ... more

Lost Far From A Home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris ... more

Make A Last Request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down ... more

Motorist Why Are You Crying
Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was ... more

My Horoscope Read You Re
My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently ... more

New Miranda Rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from ... more

New Person In Prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident ... more

Obey The Speed Limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State ... more

On A Narrow Mountain S Road
On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. - ... more

One Day There Was A Woman
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark ... more