Police Jokes

Police Jokes...

Catch A Drunk Driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of ... more

Catching The Shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive ... more

Caught For Speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled ... more

Charged For Speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars ... more

Chatting On The Plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation ... more

Cop Why Didn T You Stop When
Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought ... more

Criminal Steals Lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional ... more

Crying About His Life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A ... more

Dealing With A Juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are ... more

Dealing With Criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was ... more

Dealing With Trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" ... more

Debate The Stop Sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot ... more

Disorderly Conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in ... more

Don T Arrest The Judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed ... more

Don T Say This To A Cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach ... more

Driving To Work A Gentlman
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of ... more

Excuse For Speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's ... more

Explaining His Claim
|A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended ... more

F B I Phone Logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International ... more

Five Year Old Little Johnny
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, ... more

Getting A New Deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the ... more

Getting In An Accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on ... more

Go Give Us A Donation
|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they ... more

Go To Save My Friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home ... more

Government Is There
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated ... more

He Is Extremely Drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through ... more

He S A Drunk Driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop ... more

He S Drunk At The Bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible ... more

Headline A Hole Has Appeared
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ... more

Headline In The Paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ... more