Police Jokes

Police Jokes...

A Police Officer Pulls Over
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the ... more

A Police Officer Stopped A
A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol ... more

A Police Officer Stops A Blonde
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he ... more

A Police Officer Though Scheduled
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was ... more

A Policeman Had A Perfect
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting ... more

A Policeman Is On Scene At
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He ... more

A Policeman Pulls A Man Over
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. ... more

A Policeman Spots A Woman
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up ... more

A Policeman Stops A Car And
A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take ... more

A Policeman Stops A Lady And
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says ... more

A Policeman Was Interrogating
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. ... more

A Prisoner With Skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along ... more

A Rookie Police Officer Was
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced ... more

A Seargent Is Interviewing
A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detectives. ... more

A Shoplifter Was Caught Red Handed
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive ... more

A Squad Car Driver Was Covering
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was ... more

A Story Behind A Gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer ... more

A Test For Being Drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He ... more

A Traffic Policeman Recently
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed ... more

A Truck Driver Was Driving
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads ... more

A Very Wealthy Lawyer Retreated
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer ... more

A Young Man Was Walking Into
A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After ... more

All The Strange Names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble ... more

An Elderly Woman Had Just
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service ... more

An Fbi Investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, ... more

As A Female Shopper Exited
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her ... more

At Recent Trade Talks The
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated ... more

Better Prison Foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers ... more

Blonde Avoiding Trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde ... more

Breaking Into A House
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken ... more