A Man Was Speeding Down A...
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway,
feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared
speed
detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him
the citation, received his signature and was
about to walk away when
the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding,
but I don't think
it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around
me who were
going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go a
fishin'?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the
startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Did you
ever catch 'em all?"
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