Police Jokes

Police Jokes...

A Blonde Detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. ... more

A Brunette A Redhead And
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police ... more

A Client Of A Hospital Where
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about ... more

A Cop Pulls A Car Over On
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's ... more

A Cop Pulls A Guy Over For
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks ... more

A Cop Pulls Over A Carload
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway ... more

A Cop Stops A Man For Running
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a ... more

A Cop Was Interrogating A
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly ... more

A Defense Attorney Was Cross Examining
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial ... more

A Deputy Police Officer
A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The ... more

A Farmer And His Pig Were
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The ... more

A Farmer Who S Been Involved
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ... more

A Lady Was Filling Her Tank
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though ... more

A Lawyer Opened The Door Of
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit ... more

A Local Law Enforcement Officer
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the ... more

A Local Policeman Had Just
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and ... more

A Man Decided That He Was
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. ... more

A Man Leaves A Bar Gets
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's ... more

A Man Pulls Up To The Curb
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," ... more

A Man Was Caught For Speeding
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, ... more

A Man Was Speeding Down A
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars ... more

A Man Went To The Police Station
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had ... more

A Middle Aged Woman Was Driving
A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled ... more

A Missing Person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her ... more

A Motorist Was Mailed A Picture
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A ... more

A New Man Is Brought Into
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time ... more

A Police Car Pulls Up In Front
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris ... more

A Police Man Was On Duty
A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" ... more

A Police Officer Attempts
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually ... more

A Police Officer Pulls A Guy
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: ... more