Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes...

A City Child Came Running
A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is ... more

All Our Pigs Are Learning
All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just ... more

Did You Hear About The Pig
Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? ... more

Did You Hear About The Pig S
Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone ... more

Did You Hear About The Piglets
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's ... more

Did You Hear About The Pigs
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch ... more

Did You Hear Of The Pig Who
Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted ... more

Did You Hear The Story About
Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull. ... more

Doctor Doctor I Ve Got A
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig. ... more

Farmer Who Raided My Vegetable
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me! ... more

First Piglet How Do You Know
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He ... more

Have You Heard About The Pig
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing ... more

How Can You Recognize A Gnome
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red ... more

How Can You Tell The Pig Is
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its ... more

How Did The Little Pig Win
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place. ... more

How Do You Fit More Pigs On
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper! ... more

How Do You Get Your Pigs To
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes ... more

How Does A Mama Pig Put Her
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales. ... more

I Told You Not To Let Those
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. ... more

If An Elephant Is The Symbol
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol ... more

If You Drop This Book In A
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out ... more

Is It True The Pigs Went Over
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's ... more

Is Lunch The Favorite Subject
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ... more

Mama Pig Has A Great New
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. ... more

Mother Pig What Did You Learn
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! ... more

Name The Pig S Favorite
Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet. ... more

Pig S Explanation For The
Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory. ... more

Pigs Don T Look Very Smart
Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to ... more

Sow Would You Like A Nice
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: ... more

The Hog Was A Failure As A
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out ... more