Monster Jokes

Monster Jokes...

1st Monster What Is That
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's ... more

A Monster Walked Into The
A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ... more

A Very Tall Monster With Several
A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, ... more

An Enormous Monster With Eight
An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors ... more

Boy Did You Know You Can
Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: ... more

Could You Kill A Monster Just
Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd ... more

Did You Hear About The Irish
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to ... more

Did You Hear About The Monster
Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one ... more

Did You Hear The Joke About
Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a ... more

Dr Frankenstein Igor Have
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill ... more

First Human Boy I Can Lift
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet ... more

First Monster Am I Late For
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been ... more

First Monster I Fancy Eating
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join ... more

First Monster I Have A
First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny ... more

First Monster I M Going To
FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? ... more

First Monster I M So Thirsty
First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. ... more

First Monster That Pretty
First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second ... more

Frankenstein Help I Ve Got
Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen ... more

Frankenstein Was Sitting In
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ... more

Fred Monster My Sister Must
FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT ... more

Fred Your Monster Was Making
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever ... more

Girl Monster 1 I Hear You Ve
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh ... more

Here S A Good Book Said
'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. ... more

How Can You Tell If A Monster
How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation. ... more

How Did Dr Frankenstein Pay
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate. ... more

How Did Frankenstein S Monster
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down. ... more

How Did The Monster Cure His
How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling. ... more

How Did The World S Tallest
How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole ... more

How Do Man Eating Monsters
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts. ... more

How Do You Communicate With
How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop ... more