Marriage Jokes

Marriage Jokes...

A Biologist Phones His Wife
A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has ... more

A Boy Is About To Go On His
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk ... more

A Bum Asks A Man For 2 The
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, ... more

A Child At A Christian School
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in ... more

A Concerned Husband Went To
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, ... more

A Couple Came Upon A Wishing
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and ... more

A Couple Was Celebrating Their
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic ... more

A Devoted Wife Had Spent Her
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When ... more

A Dietician Was Once Addressing
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material ... more

A Family Was Having Dinner
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was ... more

A Father Came Home From
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very ... more

A Fellow Was Very Much In
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him ... more

A Few Moments After The Daughter
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, ... more

A Friend Of Mine Told Me
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating ... more

A Funeral Service Is Being
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed ... more

A Guy Bought His Wife A Beautiful
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of ... more

A Guy Gets Home Early From
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. ... more

A Guy Is Dating Three Women
A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives ... more

A Guy Runs Out Of A Las Vegas
A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan ... more

A Henpecked Husband Was Advised
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You ... more

A Husband And Wife Went
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the ... more

A Husband And Wife Were At
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject ... more

A Jealous Husband Hires A
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband ... more

A Journalist Had Done A Story
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before ... more

A Kid S View On Marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't ... more

A Lady With A Large Flowery
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. ... more

A Little Boy At A Wedding
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the ... more

A Little Girl And A Little
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches ... more

A Little Kid Comes Running
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just ... more

A Man And Woman Where On Their
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. ... more