12 AM | 09 Feb

What a Chicken Gives

The Teacher asked, “All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?”Mary answered, “A chicken gives eggs!”The Teacher then asked, “Now who can tell me what a goat gives?”And Paul answered, “A goat gives goat milk!” And finally the Teacher asked, “Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?”And Little Johnny replied, “Fucking homework and tests!”