Insect Jokes

Insect Jokes...

A Flea Jumped Over The Swinging
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and ... more

A Mother Moth Was Telling
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all ... more

Boy What S The Biggest Ant
Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an ... more

Can Bees Fly In The Rain
Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets ! ... more

First Caribou What Do You
First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second ... more

First Caribou What Well Known
First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second ... more

First Caribou Which Bug Does
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: ... more

First Caribou Which Bug Gobbles
First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug. ... more

How Can You Make A Moth Ball
How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter. ... more

How Can You Tell If You Are
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue ... more

How Can You Tell Which End
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and ... more

How Do Fireflies Start A
How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow! ... more

How Do Fireflies Start A Race
How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow ! ... more

How Do Stones Stop Moths
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather ... more

How Do We Know That Insects
How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your ... more

How Do You Find Where A Flea
How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch ! ... more

How Do You Know If You Have
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you ... more

How Do You Make A Butterfly
How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife ... more

How Do You Make A Glow Worm
How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted ... more

How Do You Spot A Modern
How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website ... more

How Do You Start An Insect
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go ... more

How Does A Queen Bee Get Around
How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne ! ... more

How Many Bees Do You Need
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred ! ... more

How To Fleas Travel Itch
How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking ! ... more

If A Flea And A Fly Pass
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea. ... more

If There Are 5 Flies In The
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American ... more

One Ant Was Running Across
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another ... more

Q What Did One Flea Say To
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? ... more

Q What Did The Pink Panther
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, ... more

Q What Kind Of Suit Does
Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit! ... more