Fishing Jokes

Fishing Jokes...

A Couple Of Young Guys Were
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track ... more

A Father And Son Went Fishing
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the ... more

A Fisherman Returned To Shore
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier ... more

A Guy Rings His Boss And
A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks ... more

A Man Was Fishing In The
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join ... more

A Man Was Stopped By A Game Warden
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with ... more

A Priest Was Walking Along
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals ... more

A Small Town Doctor Was Famous
A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One ... more

An Irish Priest Loved To Fly
An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this ... more

An Old Lady Saw A Little
An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar ... more

Bob Is Sitting On The Ice
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. ... more

Do You Really Believe Your
"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every ... more

Far Away In The Tropical Waters
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming ... more

Fisherman What Are You
Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning ... more

Fishing Rule 1 The Least
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest ... more

Fishing Season Hasn T Opened
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is ... more

George Went Fishing But At
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On ... more

Have You Seen The New Fishing
Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet. ... more

Having Arrived At The Edge
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had ... more

Heard The One About The Three
Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch ... more

Henry S Son David Burst
Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what ... more

How Did The Fish S Tail Get
How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke! ... more

How Do Fish Go Into Business
How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale ! ... more

How Do The Fish Get To School
How do the fish get to school ? By octobus ! ... more

How Do You Communicate With
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line! ... more

How Do You Get Around Fast
How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates! ... more

How Do You Post A Fish You
How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail ... more

How Do You Tune A Fish With
How do you tune a fish? With its scales! ... more

How Many Fishermen Does It
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should ... more

How Many South Dakotans Does
How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the ... more