Dog Jokes

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A Chihuahua Was Shopping In
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and ... more

A Hound Dog And A Dalmation
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation ... more

A Local Business Was Looking
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, ... more

A Man And His Dog Went Into
A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed ... more

A Man And His Son Were Shovelling
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when ... more

A Man Is Walking Down The
A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over ... more

A Man Took His Dog To The
A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the ... more

A Man Took His Rottweiler
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. ... more

A Man Walked By A Table In
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing ... more

A Man Was Very Proud Of His
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the ... more

Alsation How Come You Are
Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with ... more

Alsation How Did You Find
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me! ... more

Alsation Was Your Master
Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing ... more

Alsation What Is Your Favorite
Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween! ... more

Alsation Why Do You Like
Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff ... more

Every Time I Tell My English
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What ... more

Four Workers Were Discussing
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer ... more

How Are You Going To Pay The
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? ... more

How Can If You Have A Stupid
How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars ! ... more

How Can You Make A Basset
How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food! ... more

How Can You Tell A Dog From
How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers. ... more

How Did The Chihuahua Disappear
How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle! ... more

How Did The Dog Feel When
How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted. ... more

How Did The Dog Get Into The
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key. ... more

How Did The Dog Make Anti Freeze He
How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket. ... more

How Did The Dog Make Gold
How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots. ... more

How Did The Dog S Owner Know
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for ... more

How Did The Little Scottish
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied ... more

How Do You Feel If You Cross
How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie ! ... more

How Do You Find Your Dog If
How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a ... more