Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes...

1 Why Did The Nurse Keep
1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she ... more

A Baseball Manager Who Had
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. ... more

A Coffin Was Being Moved When
A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. ... more

A Doctor And A Nurse Were
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We ... more

A Doctor And His Wife Were
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't ... more

A Doctor Has Come To See One
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has ... more

A Doctor Is Going Round The
A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed ... more

A Man Needing A Heart Transplant
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart ... more

A Man Seeking To Lose Some
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: ... more

A Man Walks Into A Doctor S
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot ... more

A Man Went To See His Doctor
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. ... more

A Man Who Was Very Upset
A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got ... more

A New Arrival About To Enter
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching ... more

A Nurse Had To Take A Patient
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still ... more

A Nurse Was Showing Some
A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be ... more

A Pipe Burst In A Doctor S
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, ... more

A Very Interesting Fact
|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: ... more

A Young Woman Went To Her
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" ... more

An Old Fellow Came Into
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected ... more

Bad Temper Problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing ... more

Better Relationship
|A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got ... more

Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she ... more

Camp Doctor Your Cough Sounds
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised ... more

College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, ... more

College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept ... more

Crazy People Talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a ... more

Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working ... more

Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The ... more

Did You Hear About The Nurse
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took ... more

Did You Hear About The Two
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same ... more