Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes...

A Football Supporter S Favourite
A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone' ... more

A Group Of Mountain Climbers
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must ... more

A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond ... more

A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries ... more

A Rabbit S Favourite Christmas
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind' ... more

Addicted To The Web
|(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From ... more

An Internet Christmas
|T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when ... more

Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send ... more

Believing In Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, ... more

Billy Gates Writes To Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come ... more

Can I Have A Broken Drum For
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked ... more

Christmas At The Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny ... more

Christmas Downsizing
|Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, ... more

Dear Father Christmas Could
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father ... more

Dear Father Christmas This
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, ... more

Did You Hear About Dracula S
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream ! ... more

Did You Hear About The Stupid
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas! ... more

Did You Hear That One Of Santa S
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? ... more

Doctor Doctor Father Christmas
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think ... more

Doctor Doctor I Keep Thinking
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills ... more

Doctor Doctor I M Scared
Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from ... more

Doctor Doctor With All The
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying ... more

Elf My Favourite Film Is
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of ... more

Elf No 1 What Did Santa
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: ... more

Elf Santa One Of The Reindeer
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: ... more

Enter The Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the ... more

Father Christmas Has Two
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one ... more

Father Christmas How Do
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome ... more

Father Christmas I Like
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich ... more

Father Christmas I Thought
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm ... more