Car Jokes

Car Jokes...

A Boy Sat On A Train Chewing
A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly ... more

A Businessman Was Traveling
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the ... more

A Driver Pulled Up Beside
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at ... more

A Driver Tucked This Note
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've ... more

A Fellow Was Following A Truck
A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they ... more

A Grizzled Old Man Was Eating
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers ... more

A Guy Driving A Truck In The
A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It ... more

A Guy Driving A Yugo Pulled
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He ... more

A Lutheran Minister Is Driving
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and ... more

A Man Goes Out And Buys The
A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 ... more

A Man Is Driving Along In
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol ... more

A Man Is Driving Down The
A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, ... more

A Man Learned Shortly Before
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. ... more

A Man Walks Into An Auto
A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror ... more

A Man Was Driving Up A Steep
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving ... more

A Man Was Fed Up Of Having
A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen ... more

A Man Was In Court Charged
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The ... more

A Man Whose Son Had Just Passed
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and ... more

A Monster Goes To A Petrol
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol ... more

A Passenger Train Is Creeping
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. ... more

A Quadruple Amputee Is Waiting
a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright ... more

A Roadway Driver Is Driving
A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west ... more

A San Francisco Motorist Following
A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into ... more

A Sardarji Was Working As
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling ... more

A State Trooper Pulled A Car
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going ... more

A Tiny Racing Car Was Developed
A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then ... more

A Tourist Is Picked Up By
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger ... more

A Young Bloke Has Started
A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up ... more

A Young Man Comes Home And
A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would ... more

After Seeing A Documentary
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels ... more