Business Jokes

Business Jokes...

A Businessman Was Confused
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary ... more

A Businessman Who Needed Millions
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went ... more

A Customer Walks Into A Restaurant
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 ... more

A Dinner Speaker Was In Such
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he ... more

A Fellow Had Just Been Hired
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. ... more

A Friend Of Mine Was A Frequent
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck ... more

A Frog Goes Into The Bank
A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells ... more

A Japanese Guy Is At Los Angeles
A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight ... more

A Man Has Spent Many Days
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has ... more

A Man Is Flying In A Hot Air
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his ... more

A Man Walks Into A Shoe
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they ... more

A Man Went To Apply For
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, ... more

A Motorist Driving By A Texas
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing ... more

A New Business Was Opening
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers ... more

A Shopkeeper Was Dismayed
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened ... more

A Stockbroker Was Cold Calling
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think ... more

A Tight Travel Budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: ... more

A Very Successful Businessman
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love ... more

A Walking Economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says ... more

A Wealthy Investor Walked
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would ... more

A Young Businessman Rented
A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. ... more

A Young Ensign Had Nearly
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when ... more

A Young Executive Was Leaving
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the ... more

A Young Man Asked An Old Rich
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered ... more

Accountant And Farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge ... more

Accountant In Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed ... more

After Being Laid Off From
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired ... more

American Businessman Was At
American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when ... more

An American Automobile Company
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have ... more

An American Manufacturer Is
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer ... more