01 AM | 26 Feb

Inspirational Poster Ideas

Sayings you’d like to see on office inspirational posters:

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

If you think we’re a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings — they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity … probably has a scapegoat.


We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

If at first you don’t succeed — try management.

It’s only unethical if you get caught.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Never quit until you have another job.

Work harder slaves!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

If you can read this, you’re not working!

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile – It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Pride, commitment, teamwork — words we use to get you to work for free.

Succeed in spite of management.

Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.

06 PM | 17 Feb

Grammar Lesson For Idiots

I hate when people say supposevly. What the hell is supposevly? Do you mean supposedly? Also, do you know how stupid you sound when you say, “I could care less!”? Saying this means that you do care, and that it is possible for you to care less. What you mean to say is, “I could NOT care less!”. Just a couple quick grammar lessons for idiots.

10 PM | 11 Feb

Whose the boss

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The > brain

> > said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and

> > functions.”

> > > >>The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and


> > him where he wants to go.” The hands said, “We should be the Boss


> we

> > do all the work and earn all the money.”

> > > >>And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes


> > finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the

> > asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself


> > and refused to work.

> > > >>Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the

> > feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

> > > >>Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so

> the

> > motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss

> just

> > sat and passed out the shit.

> > > >>Management Lesson?

> > > >>You don’t need brains to be a Boss – any asshole will do.