Bird Jokes

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A Couple Of Pigeons Made A
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor ... more

A Man With A Talking Parrot
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding ... more

Chicken To Turkey Only Thanksgiving
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with ... more

David Received A Parrot For
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with ... more

Did You Hear About The Chicken
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted ... more

How Can You Tell If A Parrot
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables! ... more

How Do You Get A Cut Price
How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed ! ... more

How Do You Get A Parrot To
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic ! ... more

How Do You Identify A Bald
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side. ... more

How Do You Make A Tame Duck
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it. ... more

How Do You Stop A Rooser Crowing
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday ! ... more

How Does A Bird With A Broken
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute ... more

How Long Do Chickens Work
How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck ! ... more

How Many Ducks Would There
How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, ... more

Is Chicken Soup Good For Your
Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken ! ... more

Late One Night A Burglar
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He ... more

Look At That Speed Said
"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled ... more

My Parrot Lays Square Eggs
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch! ... more

Q Why Did The Rooster Cross
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street! ... more

Q Why Did The Turkey Cross
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken. ... more

Teacher What S The Definition
Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than ... more

Teacher Why Do We Put A Hyphen
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch ... more

What Are A Parrot S Favourite
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna! ... more

What Bird Tastes Just Like
What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork ! ... more

What Birds Are Found In Portugal
What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese ! ... more

What Birds Spend All Their
What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey ! ... more

What Did One Chicken Say To
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ... more

What Did The Baby Chick
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ... more

What Did The Baby Owl S Parents
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're ... more

What Did The Chicken Do When
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked ... more