Bar Jokes

Bar Jokes...

12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as ... more

3 Vampires In Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like ... more

A Bet Made At The Local Bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and ... more

A Brain Goes To A Local Bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman ... more

A Brain Walks Into A Bar And
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The ... more

A Circus Owner Walked Into
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching ... more

A Congressman Was Once Asked
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean ... more

A Cop Is Staking Out A Bar
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy ... more

A Cowboy Walks In To A Bar
A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his ... more

A Drunk Is Refused A Drink
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman ... more

A Drunk Orders Himself A Beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers ... more

A Drunk Stammers Out Of A
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them ... more

A Drunken Man Was Wondering
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into ... more

A Fellow Decides To Take
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until ... more

A Golf Club Visits A Local Bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The ... more

A Golf Club Walks Into A Local
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The ... more

A Good Samaritan Was Walking
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk ... more

A Group Of Loud And Rowdy
A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was ... more

A Guy Comes Walking Into
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's ... more

A Guy Goes Up To This Girl
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The ... more

A Guy Stumbles Through The
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender ... more

A Guy Walked Into A Bar
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." ... more

A Guy Walks Into A Bar And
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for ... more

A Guy Walks Into A Bar Carrying
A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down ... more

A Guy Walks Into A Bar With
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and ... more

A Herd Of Buffalo Can Move
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the ... more

A Hotdog Walks Into A Bar
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, ... more

A Man Comes In To The Room
A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get ... more

A Man Drinking At The Bar
A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another ... more

A Man Drinks A Shot Of Whiskey
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, ... more