A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialled at random..”Salvation Army” came the answer.”What do you do?”asked the man.”We save wicked men and women,” came the reply.”Well, save me a wicked woman for Saturday night.”
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Whats the difference between a penis and a prick? A penis is sexually satisfying; a prick is the guy it belongs to!
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move.
Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull!” Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, “Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”
What is a schitzu? No its not a dog, its a zoo with no animals in it.
How careers end… Holy people are disgraced. Pastry chefs are deserted. Perfume makers are dissented. Butterfly collectors are debugged.