09 AM | 15 May

Sweet Semen

In a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked “If I understand, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?”

“That’s correct”, responded the prof, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, “Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?”

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl�s face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class…and never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the Profs reply was classic… Totally straight-faced he answered her question, he stated “It doesn’t taste sweet, because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue”.

12 AM | 20 Jan

Frog goes for a loan

A frog went to get a loan at a bank.The loan officer’s name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colateral.He showed her something that, to her, looked like a marbel and said “this is what I have for colateral”.She took it to the bank president and said “there’s a frog out there who wants a loan, and this is what he has for colateral (showing him the marbel)”.She said “do you know what this is, and should I give him the loan”? The bank president said “why, that’s a nic nac, Patty Stack; give that frog a loan”.